UNISON to step up opposition to Government

In a surprise move, UNISON has announced a dramatic escalation of opposition to the Tory Government.

Stung by the legal restrictions planned by the Government in its Trade Union Bill, and inspired by the revolutionary movements in Latin America, the victories of the Red Army and all struggles at least one hundred years in the past, a majority of the National Executive Council have issued a call for insurrection.

This call is believed to have been influenced by the many officials who are members of the Communist Party of Britain (Marxist-Leninist) whose clear sighted analysis of the interests of the British nation has been vindicated by the popularity of UKIP in recent years, and who have long argued for "guerilla warfare" in industrial relations rather than national strike action.

In this spirit, the majority of the NEC, in a communique issued in the collective name of "Avril Poisson" have called for our activists to take to the hills.

In Lambeth we shall be taking to Brixton Hill, Streatham Hill and Gypsy Hill.