Our Prime
Minister has described UK weapons of mass destruction as “the ultimate insurance
policy”.
As a
longstanding policy holder with UIA I can
see that the traditional approach of my mutual insurance company is outmoded.
Rather than
pay premiums in order to be able to claim in the event that I suffer a fire or
a burglary at my flat I will now adopt the new Theresa May approach.
In the event
of a break-in, or the toaster setting fire to my kitchen, I will not rely upon
a fuddy duddy insurance claim. Instead I will aim to lay waste to several
neighbouring streets, slaughtering my neighbours and poisoning their properties
for generations to come.
Why do so
few of us see that this is nonsense?
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