Monday, July 18, 2016

The ultimate insurance policy?

Our Prime Minister has described UK weapons of mass destruction as “the ultimate insurance policy”.
As a longstanding policy holder with UIA I can see that the traditional approach of my mutual insurance company is outmoded.
Rather than pay premiums in order to be able to claim in the event that I suffer a fire or a burglary at my flat I will now adopt the new Theresa May approach.
In the event of a break-in, or the toaster setting fire to my kitchen, I will not rely upon a fuddy duddy insurance claim. Instead I will aim to lay waste to several neighbouring streets, slaughtering my neighbours and poisoning their properties for  generations to come.
Why do so few of us see that this is nonsense?

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